is the true Mr. Miyagi spinning in his grave as his legacy is defiled by by Wil Smith's progeny and the ever increasingly whorish Jacki Chan. If you paid to see this abomination I say you bring shame to our family's dojo! Bonzai!

I suspect this may be an April Fool's joke but here's an article that says Li-Lo has been cast to replace Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane in the new Spiderman reboot. Isn't this movie supposed to be about Spiderman's high school years? Am I missing something here?

http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/6263/lindsay-lohan-cast-as-mary-jane-watson-in-spider-man-reboot

Jer and Steve have seen The Runaways...check the review section and see how they rated all the underage drinking, smoking, and lesbian smooches! Oh the seventies...

Now here is a reason to get Stoked! about next summer!

http://www.predators-movie.com/

Hey folks...check out the newest trailer for TRON: Legacy...is it me or does look like the greatest thing ever!?!? And now that Jeff Bridges has won the oscar...let the hype begin programmers!

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/disney/tronlegacy/

Gomez is totally pregnant! Congrats man! If it's a boy name it after me, if it's a girl name it after Steve. Stoked!!

You were the original Ricky Schroeder. We will never get that Lost Boys sequel we really deserved. We have already begun adding your face to black and white dead celebrity portrait collages...

Hey folks...in honour of International Womens Day my DVD recomendation is Tootsie starring Dustin Hoffman. Everyone knows my affinity for Mr. Hoffman and this is my second fav of his, and it also happens to be one of most affective women empowerment films ever made. Great performances by nearly every cast member make this one a true classic.

Girl Power!

Hey folks...forgotten in all oscar glory was the fact that Alice in Wonderland made $116 million this weekend at the box office!!!

That's the sixth biggest opening weekend ever...not bad for good ole Tim Burton and Johnny Depp...or is it that there's nothing else to see right now? Hmmmmm....

Kathryn Bigelow, or as I like to call her...the heavyweight champion of ex-wives everywhere!

Hey folks...tonight is the night when the industry hands out trophies to those less deserving! Tune in tonight to watch Sandra Bullock make history by being the first actor to when the worst and best performance of the year!

Enjoy the red carpet...I know I always do!